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} catch(err) {}</description><title>Hans Across America</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @hansinla)</generator><link>http://www.hansinla.com/</link><item><title>It Took a Polish Man Five Years to Notice He’d Been Shot...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7qlv4vC8S1qznqdvo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;h1&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/08/24/it-took-a-polish-man-five-years-to-notice-hed-been-shot-in-the-head/"&gt;It Took a Polish Man Five Years to Notice He’d Been Shot in the Head&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;-I guess it’s not just light bulbs they have trouble with over there.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.hansinla.com/post/1011934380</link><guid>http://www.hansinla.com/post/1011934380</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 19:06:40 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>thedailywhat:

Star Wars Motion Simulator Ride of the Day: A 3-D...</title><description>&lt;object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" width="400" height="242" id="viddler"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.viddler.com/simple_on_site/b6868381" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="fake=1" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.viddler.com/simple_on_site/b6868381" width="400" height="242" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" flashvars="fake=1" name="viddler"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/948779404/star-wars-motion-simulator-ride-of-the-day-a-3-d" target="_blank"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Star Wars Motion Simulator Ride of the Day: &lt;/strong&gt;A 3-D relaunch of the &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Tours" target="_blank"&gt;Star Tours ride&lt;/a&gt; is coming to Anaheim’s Disneyland and Orlando’s Walt Disney World on May 10th, 2011 and May 17th, 2011, respectively, and Disney has just released a preview of the video to be shown to visitors waiting in line for the ride.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Don’t buy your ticket to Bespin just yet — a DisneyPark disclaimer reads: “we cannot confirm that you will travel to any of the destinations shown in this video.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.slashfilm.com/2010/08/13/video-star-tours-2-queue-video/" target="_blank"&gt;/film&lt;/a&gt;.]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s about freakin time they redid this ride.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.hansinla.com/post/961939098</link><guid>http://www.hansinla.com/post/961939098</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 02:22:02 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>nevver:

Shark Week
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6jx8rSH0r1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/895594086/shark-week" target="_blank"&gt;nevver&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://flickr.com/photos/k-80" target="_blank"&gt;Shark Week&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.hansinla.com/post/897807269</link><guid>http://www.hansinla.com/post/897807269</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2010 05:16:48 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>baccarati:

They should put these on those signs for the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5n2qgEEo91qzvek1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://baccarati.tumblr.com/post/865358029/they-should-put-these-on-those-signs-for-the" target="_blank"&gt;baccarati&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;They should put these on those signs for the carpool-only lanes&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Plus, Hitler’s a really shitty navigator, and he always messes with the radio and A/C controls.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.hansinla.com/post/870045284</link><guid>http://www.hansinla.com/post/870045284</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 02:02:10 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>succeedblog:

bathroom sign succeed
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1iluyLxF21qa9i3bo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://succeedblog.org/post/849635406/bathroom-sign-succeed" target="_blank"&gt;succeedblog&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;bathroom sign succeed&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.hansinla.com/post/851973584</link><guid>http://www.hansinla.com/post/851973584</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 19:01:05 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>thedailywhat:

[reddit.]

Hans luv puns!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5hxskFHJa1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/806394477/reddit" target="_blank"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/cox5c/cmon_dad/" target="_blank"&gt;reddit&lt;/a&gt;.]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hans luv puns!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.hansinla.com/post/818923737</link><guid>http://www.hansinla.com/post/818923737</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 03:08:57 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>thedailywhat:

Savage Chickens.

So true….so true</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5albp3dw51qzpwi0o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/791611256/savage-chickens" target="_blank"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.savagechickens.com/2010/07/the-beard.html" target="_blank"&gt;Savage Chickens&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So true….so true&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.hansinla.com/post/793214005</link><guid>http://www.hansinla.com/post/793214005</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 Jul 2010 02:37:01 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Look at this crazy dinosaur.  It looks like a cheerleader. </title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l50cshyI3d1qznqdvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Look at this crazy dinosaur.  It looks like a cheerleader. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.hansinla.com/post/767173602</link><guid>http://www.hansinla.com/post/767173602</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Jul 2010 17:45:53 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>It’s good to see Sarah Jessica Parker is still getting...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4ue8bJA8H1qznqdvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;It’s good to see Sarah Jessica Parker is still getting work.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.hansinla.com/post/754713781</link><guid>http://www.hansinla.com/post/754713781</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2010 12:31:23 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>somethingintellectual:

By Sandy Powers 

Me in 40 years.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4f6gqVp6I1qzvcfgo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://somethingintellectual.tumblr.com/post/727117288/by-sandy-powers" target="_blank"&gt;somethingintellectual&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;By Sandy Powers &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Me in 40 years.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.hansinla.com/post/728244292</link><guid>http://www.hansinla.com/post/728244292</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 23:54:22 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"British, I know you are doing your best to keep the oil off of our shoreline, but you have failed..."</title><description>““British, I know you are doing your best to keep the oil off of our shoreline, but you have failed miserably. I mean, how could I put that another way? Let’s just say the oil was a ball and our coastline was a goal.””&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Stephen Colbert&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://www.hansinla.com/post/701582159</link><guid>http://www.hansinla.com/post/701582159</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2010 10:52:49 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>thedailywhat:

DIY of the Day: An insanely cool levitating...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="326"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jnwc0meV3SI&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jnwc0meV3SI&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="326" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/685515453/diy-of-the-day-an-insanely-cool-levitating" target="_blank"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;DIY of the Day:&lt;/strong&gt; An insanely cool levitating Origami Hang Glider you can manually propel by creating a wave of air with your hands.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Build your own by downloading &lt;a href="http://www.neatorama.com/2010/06/10/airsurfing-an-origami-hang-glider" target="_blank"&gt;the pattern&lt;/a&gt; [pdf] and following the instructions found &lt;a href="http://www.sciencetoymaker.org/hangGlider/index.htm" target="_blank"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.neatorama.com/2010/06/10/airsurfing-an-origami-hang-glider" target="_blank"&gt;neatorama&lt;/a&gt;.]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This seems like one of the best science teachers out there.  He shows the students that awesome things are possible if they observe science.  He teaches the why rather than the what.  Needless to say, i plan on making one of these.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.hansinla.com/post/686599828</link><guid>http://www.hansinla.com/post/686599828</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Jun 2010 03:04:13 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>thedailywhat:

Empire Earned.

New Orleans: Well we survived...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3p88xUeCH1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/676902874/empire-earned" target="_blank"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.empire-earned.com/comichurricane.html" target="_blank"&gt;Empire Earned&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;New Orleans: Well we survived Katrina.  I can’t imagine anything worse than that.  Oh wait! FIRECANE!!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.hansinla.com/post/677469634</link><guid>http://www.hansinla.com/post/677469634</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Jun 2010 12:32:50 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>thedailywhat:

Infographic of the Day: Oil spilled thus far into...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3k70tRtwe1qzpwi0o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/667661143/infographic-of-the-day-oil-spilled-thus-far-into" target="_blank"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Infographic of the Day:&lt;/strong&gt; Oil spilled thus far into the Gulf of Mexico could potentially power a space-moped to Uranus.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Discuss.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;em&gt;thanks charles!&lt;/em&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.hansinla.com/post/668240854</link><guid>http://www.hansinla.com/post/668240854</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jun 2010 19:28:18 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>thedailywhat:

OH SH- of the Day: Ed O’Neill desperately needs...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3ichro8uq1qz9knho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/666641389/oh-sh-of-the-day-ed-oneill-desperately-needs" target="_blank"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;OH SH- of the Day: &lt;/strong&gt;Ed O’Neill desperately needs something new to read.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Actually, the rabbit hole &lt;a href="http://www.thehighdefinite.com/2010/06/nothing-new-to-report/" target="_blank"&gt;is deeper than you think&lt;/a&gt;.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://harpermd.tumblr.com/post/664311369/let-me-just-blow-your-mind-right-here" target="_blank"&gt;harpermd&lt;/a&gt;.]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Most read paper in Hollywood.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.hansinla.com/post/667157692</link><guid>http://www.hansinla.com/post/667157692</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jun 2010 11:32:24 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>thedailywhat:

Letter Of Note of the Day: Steve Martin’s...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3gmcg8CgG1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/661209926/letter-of-note-of-the-day-steve-martins" target="_blank"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Letter Of Note of the Day: &lt;/strong&gt;Steve Martin’s hilarious “personal” letter to a fan.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.lettersofnote.com/2010/06/personal-letter-from-steve-martin.html" target="_blank"&gt;lettersofnote&lt;/a&gt;.]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.hansinla.com/post/665255781</link><guid>http://www.hansinla.com/post/665255781</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Jun 2010 20:25:18 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>somethingintellectual:

studentloansforbeermoney:

Bump this...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l38s15eGbh1qzigjno1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://somethingintellectual.tumblr.com/post/647182139/studentloansforbeermoney-bump-this-plz" target="_blank"&gt;somethingintellectual&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://studentloansforbeermoney.com/post/647176213/bump-this-plz" target="_blank"&gt;studentloansforbeermoney&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Bump this plz&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.hansinla.com/post/647777141</link><guid>http://www.hansinla.com/post/647777141</guid><pubDate>Sun, 30 May 2010 14:14:05 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>RIP Gary Coleman</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LczY46rlKj8&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LczY46rlKj8&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;RIP Gary Coleman&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.hansinla.com/post/641759246</link><guid>http://www.hansinla.com/post/641759246</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 14:42:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>(via funeralface)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l31ybtwgAk1qzt517o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://funeralface.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;funeralface&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.hansinla.com/post/636152182</link><guid>http://www.hansinla.com/post/636152182</guid><pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2010 19:04:23 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>20 Worst Drinks in America
This is scary.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l30a6lBseh1qznqdvo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://eatthis.menshealth.com/slide/worst-water?slideshow=184612#title"&gt;20 Worst Drinks in America&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is scary.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.hansinla.com/post/633108761</link><guid>http://www.hansinla.com/post/633108761</guid><pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 19:42:21 -0700</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
